He loves it
I’m reblogging this again I mean
My bird got a laptop I don’t know what to tell you
Eh, I don’t like when people be like “black girls watch out cause white girls getting booty these days” cause to a black girl’s ears it kinda sounds like “watch out because your only value is your fetishized body and once that’s gone you’ll truly be worthless”
Photo series by Ben Lamberty for Zeit Magazin : Caught Up in the Rapture
"I may not always love you but long as there are stars above you, you never need to doubt it. I’ll make you so sure about it"
So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.
that’s a potato
Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken
your cat looks like a little stupid piece of heaven
buying fake followers on social media is like speaking to a crowded room except everyone is dead
"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore