-Her (via kushandwizdom)
Things I will not judge you for:
Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes
To my future daughter:
I hope that it does not take you as long as it took me to understand and accept yourself for who you are,
But if it does, I will be next to you to watch and smile as you grow, and learn who you are.
I hope that when you have your first kiss, you feel something, whether it’s butterflies in your…
Dear future daughter,
I will never ask you “When are you going to give me grandchildren?”
Because I myself live in a progressive era where women have careers and I understand having a family isn’t the #1 focus of every women. It might not even be something you want. I would never want my dreams…
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
Oh hey look, a 12 year-old just grasped the main concepts of The Hunger Games more accurately than most media networks.
My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
Two funny things
1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!
2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…
iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT
AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG